Penn gets naked, misspells

Feb 01 2010, Written by Andrew Hibbard in Culture,Playground, 0 Comments

It’s no secret. The Ivy League loves sex. (Duke sure does too.) The University of Pennsylvania is embracing this in a big way with a new little feature called Pennetration (cute name, no?). A sample sentence from “The Newly Single Junior Girl”:

After he cummed and I de-mounted, I slipped into sleep as I thought to myself, “Wow, I probably shouldn’t have done that.”

Daily Intel (who maintains an excellent sex diary feature) hit the nail on the head with its analysis:

…we can’t imagine what will be more awkward for the school: the graphic language, or that it reveals Penn students can make it all the way to junior year without learning how to properly conjugate verbs.

The horrors of American undergraduates indeed.